{"id":1147,"date":"2013-06-23T15:23:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-23T12:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1147"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:41:25","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:41:25","slug":"ajutor-bancuri-ca-lectii-de-viata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2013\/06\/ajutor-bancuri-ca-lectii-de-viata.html","title":{"rendered":"Help? Jokes as life lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"

Exista bancuri menite sa provoace rasul. Exista bancuri care sunt distilarea ale unor lectii de viata, de afaceri, de morala. Lectii de intelepciune pe intelesul tuturor. Acestea ma incanta. Poate le-ati mai auzit, poate nu. <\/p>\n

Un soricel era fugarit de un motan tare infometat. Fugind prin toata curtea unei gospodarii ajunge la un moment dat in hambar ,unde cere ajutorul unei vaci:
\n– Te rog frumos, ajuta-ma sa supravietuiesc caci motanul ma alearga si nu mai alte sperante in afara ta. <\/i>
\nVaca a cazut pe ganduri dupa care ii veni o idee. I-a spus micului soricel sa se duca in spatele ei si sa stea nemiscat , indiferent ce s-ar intampla. Apoi vaca a lasat o mare balega peste micul soricel inspaimantat. Coada soricelului a ramas insa la vedere.
\nImediat insa a aparut, suspicios, motanul. A mirosit intregul hambar dar nu era nici un indiciu olfactiv.A vazut insa codita soricelului. L-a scos, la omorat rapid si l-a inghitit pe loc.<\/p>\n

Morala 1: Nu oricine te baga in rahat iti vrea raul. <\/b>
\nMorala 2: Nu oricine te scoate din rahat iti vrea binele. <\/b>
\nMorala 3: Daca tot alegi sa te bagi in rahat, baga-te de tot.<\/b><\/p>\n

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There are jokes meant to make you laugh. There are jokes that are the distillation of life lessons, business lessons, moral lessons. Lessons of wisdom that everyone can understand. These delight me. Maybe you've heard them before, maybe not. A mouse was being chased by a very hungry cat. Running away...<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[34,38,82],"class_list":["post-1147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-filosofie","tag-glume","tag-sarcasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52263,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions\/52263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}