{"id":1307,"date":"2013-11-02T08:43:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-02T06:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1307"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:41:02","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:41:02","slug":"legile-lui-murphy-finante-banci-si-legal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2013\/11\/legile-lui-murphy-finante-banci-si-legal.html","title":{"rendered":"Legile lui Murphy &#8211; Finante, banci si legal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Banca este o institutie care-ti imprumuta intotdeauna o umbrela cand e timp frumos si ti-o cere mereu inapoi cand ploua.<\/p>\n<p>In spatele fiecarei mari averi se afla o crima.<\/p>\n<p>Nimeni nu considera ca banii pe care-i castiga sunt prea multi.<\/p>\n<p>Nimeni nu a dat faliment platind prea multe impozite deoarece a castigat prea multi bani.<\/p>\n<p>Ai nevoie de o multime de imprumuturi pentru a trai in limitele veniturilor tale.<\/p>\n<p>Cinci este o aproximatie suficient de buna pentru infinit.<\/p>\n<p>Exista trei feluri de oameni: cei care pot sa numere si cei care nu pot.<\/p>\n<p>Ceea ce dau paragrafele scrise cu litere mari este anulat de paragrafele scrise cu litere mici.<\/p>\n<p>Nimic din ceea ce este scris cu litere mici nu este favorabil.<\/p>\n<p>Orice sistem juridic in care necunoasterea legilor nu constituie o scuza, dar in care numarul legilor este prea mare pentru ca o persoana sa le stie si sa le tina minte, este prin definitie nedrept.<\/p>\n<p>In orice conditii, indiferent ce faci, exista o ordonanta in temeiul careia poti fi acuzat.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/bank-jokes.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"199\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/bank-jokes.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Banca este o institutie care-ti imprumuta intotdeauna o umbrela cand e timp frumos si ti-o cere mereu inapoi cand ploua. In spatele fiecarei mari averi se afla o crima. Nimeni nu considera ca banii pe care-i castiga sunt prea multi. Nimeni nu a dat faliment&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52159,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions\/52159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}