{"id":1325,"date":"2013-11-16T10:31:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-16T08:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1325"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:59","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:59","slug":"legile-lui-murphy-birocratie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2013\/11\/legile-lui-murphy-birocratie.html","title":{"rendered":"Legile lui Murphy &#8211; Birocratie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Legile comitetului<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 1. Nu veni niciodata la timp, vei fi etichetat ca incepator.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2. Nu spune nimic pana cand intalnirea nu trece de jumatate; vei fi etichetat ca intelept<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 3. Fii cat se poate de vag; previne iritarea celorlalti.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 4. Cand ai dubii, sugereaza formarea unui subcomitet.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 5. Fii primul care propui ridicarea sedintei; propunerea te va face popular, caci asta asteapta toata lumea.<\/p>\n<p>Nimeni nu a ridicat vreodata un monument in cinstea unui comitet.<\/p>\n<p>Cand sefii vorbesc despre cresterea productivitatii, niciodata nu se refera la ei insisi.<\/p>\n<p>Nu fi de neinlocuit. Daca nu poti fi inlocuit, inseamna ca nu poti fi nici promovat.<\/p>\n<p>Respectarea regulilor nu va duce la indeplinirea sarcinilor.<br \/>\nCorolar: Indeplinirea sarcinilor nu scuza nerespectarea regulilor.<\/p>\n<p>Accidentele au loc atunci cand doi oameni incearca sa fie destepti simultan.<\/p>\n<p>Telefonul nu suna niciodata cand nu ai nimic de facut.<\/p>\n<p>Orice poate fi incadrat la diverse.<\/p>\n<p>Un birou curat este semnul unui sertar de birou indesat.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/bureaucracy.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/bureaucracy.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Legile comitetului &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 1. Nu veni niciodata la timp, vei fi etichetat ca incepator. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2. Nu spune nimic pana cand intalnirea nu trece de jumatate; vei fi etichetat ca intelept &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 3. Fii cat se poate de vag; previne iritarea celorlalti. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 4. Cand&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52145,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions\/52145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}