{"id":1387,"date":"2014-04-18T11:26:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-18T08:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:49","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:49","slug":"almost-all-q-on-easter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/04\/almost-all-q-on-easter.html","title":{"rendered":"Almost all Q&A on Easter"},"content":{"rendered":"


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\n<\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What do you call a bunny with a
\nlarge brain?<\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: An egghead. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What did the Easter Egg say to
\nthe boiling water? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: It’s going to take awhile to get
\nme hard I just got layed by some chick! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Did you hear about the lady whose
\nhouse was infested with Easter eggs? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: She had to call an
\neggs-terminator! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What do you call a rabbit with
\nfleas? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Bugs Bunny! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why was the little girl sad after
\nthe race? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Because an egg beater! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What do you get if you pour
\nboiling water down a rabbit hole? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: a hot cross bunny <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What day does an Easter egg hate
\nthe most? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Fry-days. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What kind of bunny can\u2019t hop? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: A chocolate one! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: How do bunnies stay healthy? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Eggercise <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why does the Easter Bunny hide
\nEaster eggs? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: He doesn’t want anyone to know
\nhe’s been fucking the chickens! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why won’t Easter eggs go out at
\nnight? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: They don’t want to get „beat
\nup”. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny make
\nnoise when he has sex? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Because he has cotton balls. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why couldn\u2019t the Easter egg
\nfamily watch T.V.? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Because their cable was
\nscrambled. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What do you get when you cross a
\nrabbits foot with poison ivy?<\/span><\/div>\n
\n <\/span>A: a rash of good luck. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What do you call a bunny with a
\ndictionary in his pants?<\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: A smarty pants. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What do you call Easter when you
\nare hopping around? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Hoppy Easter! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: How should you send a letter to
\nthe Easter Bunny?<\/span><\/div>\n
\n <\/span>A: By hare mail! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why do only 20 percent of blonde
\nchicks lay Easter eggs? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: The rest are hunt’n peckers.<\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\n <\/span>Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille
\nO’Neal? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: They’re both famous for stuffing
\nbaskets! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: How long does the Easter Bunny
\nlike to party?<\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Around the cluck! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What happened to the egg when he
\nwas tickled too much? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: He cracked up. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What do you call ten rabbits
\nmarching backwards? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: A receding hareline. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What do you call a sleepy Easter
\negg? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Egg-zosted! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why was the Easter Bunny so
\nupset?<\/span><\/div>\n
\n <\/span>A: He was having a bad hare day! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: How did the soggy Easter Bunny
\ndry himself?<\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: With a hare dryer! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: „Why are you studying your
\nEaster candy?” <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: „I’m trying to decide which
\ncame first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!” <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What do you get when you find a
\nrabbit with no hair? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: A hairless hare! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why are people always tired in
\nApril? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Because they just finished a
\nmarch <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why did the Easter egg hide? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: He was a little chicken! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What happened when the Easter
\nBunny caught his head in the fan? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: It took ears off his life! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What’s red and blue and sogs up
\nyour Easter basket? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Coloured scrambled eggs! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why did the rabbit cross the
\nroad? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Because it was the chicken’s day
\noff. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What does the Easter Bunny get
\nfor making a basket? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Two points, just like anyone
\nelse. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: How can you find the Easter
\nbunny? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Eggs (x) marks the spot. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What would you call the Easter
\nBunny if he married a chicken? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: The very first rabbit to lay an
\negg! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why was the rabbit rubbing his
\nhead? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Because he had a eggache!
\n(headache) <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down
\nthe road? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: He was making the Movie <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What’s pink, has five toes, and
\nis carried by the Easter Bunny? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: His lucky people’s foot! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What do you call the Easter Bunny
\nafter a hard day’s work?<\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Tired. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What’s the Easter Bunnys favorite
\nStory? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: A Cotton Tale <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: Why was the Easter Bunny
\narrested? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: He was charged with Hare-assment!
\n<\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What did the rabbit say to the
\ncarrot? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: It’s been nice gnawing at you.<\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What does a rooster say to a hen
\nhe likes? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: Your one hot chick! <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\nQ: What did the bunny put over his
\nsore? <\/span><\/div>\n
\nA: A eggage. <\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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