{"id":1398,"date":"2014-05-12T16:25:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-12T13:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1398"},"modified":"2014-05-12T16:25:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-12T13:25:00","slug":"bancul-zilei-experiment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/05\/bancul-zilei-experiment.html","title":{"rendered":"Bancul Zilei. Experiment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se duce un cercetator britanic intr-un bar si se aseaza la masa.<br \/> <i>\u2212 Barman, 10 whisky!<\/i><br \/> Le bea pe toate.<br \/> <i>\u2212 Barman, 9 whisky te rog!<\/i><br \/> Le da pe gat si pe astea.<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/> <i>\u2212 Barman, mai adu inca 8 whisky!<\/i><br \/> Le consuma si pe astea si tot asa cu 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 whisky-uri.<br \/> Dupa ce le termina pe toate, cercetatorul ii zice barmanului:<br \/> <i>\u2212 Sa stii ca in urma acestui experiment am facut o constatare foarte interesanta.<br \/> \u2212 Pai care este aceasta constatare?<br \/> \u2212 Uite, nu stiu cum se face, dar am observat ca cu cat beau mai putin, cu atat ma imbat mai tare.<\/i><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se duce un cercetator britanic intr-un bar si se aseaza la masa. \u2212 Barman, 10 whisky! Le bea pe toate. \u2212 Barman, 9 whisky te rog! Le da pe gat si pe astea. \u2212 Barman, mai adu inca 8 whisky! Le consuma si pe astea&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}