{"id":1403,"date":"2014-05-14T18:34:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-14T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1403"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:46","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:46","slug":"bancul-zilei-pieces-of-cakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/05\/bancul-zilei-pieces-of-cakes.html","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei. Pieces of cakes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vazand cateva stiri politice din ultimele zile, mi-am adus aminte un banc .<\/p>\n

La inmormantarea celui mai bogat om dintr-un oras, un vizitator observa o femeie care intrecea pe toata lumea in bocit. Impresionat se gandeste sa o calmeze facand conversatie:
\n– Sunteti ruda cu defunctul sa inteleg …..<\/i>
\nFemeia se opreste o secunda cat sa spuna :
\n– Nu<\/i>
\n– Atunci eu nu inteleg de ce plangeti….<\/i>
\n– Tocmai de asta …<\/i><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

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Vazand cateva stiri politice din ultimele zile, mi-am adus aminte un banc . La inmormantarea celui mai bogat om dintr-un oras, un vizitator observa o femeie care intrecea pe toata lumea in bocit. Impresionat se gandeste sa o calmeze facand conversatie: – Sunteti ruda cu…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1403"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52082,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions\/52082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}