{"id":1414,"date":"2014-06-09T15:31:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T12:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1414"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:44","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:44","slug":"bancul-zilei-luteranul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/06\/bancul-zilei-luteranul.html","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei. Luteranul"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un preot luteran discuta cu prietenul lui, rabi Goldman.
\n„Noaptea trecuta am visat ca eram in Raiul evreiesc. Era un loc colorat cu piete inguste si mici, multi oameni jucandu-se, cantand, discutand, facand afaceri. Dar harmalaia, zgomotele si inghesuiala erau de cosmar asa ca m-am trezit speriat … „<\/i>
\nRabinul se gandeste o secunda si spune:
\n„Trebuie sa recunosc ca si eu am visat mai demult ca eram in Raiul luteran. Case albe si frumoase, ingrijite, curti aranjate, iarba tunsa si copaci falnici aliniati pe strazi. „<\/i>
\nPreotul luteran, vazand ca rabinul tace, intervine:
\n„Dar oamenii, cum se comportau oamenii ?” <\/i>
\n„Care oameni ? Nu era nimeni.”<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

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Un preot luteran discuta cu prietenul lui, rabi Goldman. „Noaptea trecuta am visat ca eram in Raiul evreiesc. Era un loc colorat cu piete inguste si mici, multi oameni jucandu-se, cantand, discutand, facand afaceri. Dar harmalaia, zgomotele si inghesuiala erau de cosmar asa ca m-am…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,64,77],"class_list":["post-1414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-opinii","tag-religie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52073,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions\/52073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}