{"id":1426,"date":"2014-06-20T15:29:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-20T12:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1426"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:42","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:42","slug":"bancul-zilei-porcul-sau-sexul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/06\/bancul-zilei-porcul-sau-sexul.html","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei. Porcul sau sexul ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un rabin si un preot catolic iau o masa linistita intr-un restaurant. Prima vine comanda preotului, o superba si apetisanta friptura de porc.<br \/>\nPreotul imediat incepe sa devoreze friptura care se dovedeste incredibil de buna. In timp ce se rasfata cu deliciul culinar il vede pe rabin privindu-l cu jind. Se opreste o secunda si il intreaba :<br \/>\n&#8211; Spune-mi te rog&#8230;ai mancat vreodata friptura de porc ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Pai, este destul de complicat&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Hai ! Mie poti sa imi spui. Amandoi suntem oamenii lui Dumnezeu si ne putem impartasi pacate.<br \/>\n&#8211; Cred ca putem. Da, o data am incercat friptura de porc.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu e asa ca are un gust divin ? <br \/>\n&#8211; Trebuie sa recunosc&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Sta un pic rabinul pe ganduri si apoi intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar, acum ca ne marturisim pacate, tu ai facut dragoste cu o femeie vreodata ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Bineinteles ca am facut. Inainte sa ma calugaresc si sa devin preot.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu-i asa ca e mai bun sexul decat friptura de porc ?<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/pig71.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/pig71.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un rabin si un preot catolic iau o masa linistita intr-un restaurant. Prima vine comanda preotului, o superba si apetisanta friptura de porc. Preotul imediat incepe sa devoreze friptura care se dovedeste incredibil de buna. In timp ce se rasfata cu deliciul culinar il vede&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,82],"class_list":["post-1426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-sarcasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1426"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52060,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426\/revisions\/52060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}