{"id":1432,"date":"2014-06-27T10:36:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-27T07:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1432"},"modified":"2014-06-27T10:36:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-27T07:36:00","slug":"bancul-zilei-schimbarea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/06\/bancul-zilei-schimbarea.html","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei. Schimbarea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Itzic si Strul trec prin fata unei biserici catolice un troneaza un mare mesaj : Convertiti-va la catolicism si primiti pe loc 50 EUR.<br \/>\nItzic se opreste si ii spune pritenului sau: Stii ce ? Am avea nevoie de bani. Eu ma duc sa incerc asta.<br \/>\nIntra in biserica si, dupa 10 minute iese zambitor. Strul insa incepe repede : Deci cum a fost ? Spune-mi tot ! Sunt curios.<br \/>\n&#8211; Pai nu a fost mare lucru. A venit un preot, m-a stropit cu apa sfintita, m-a botezat si acum sunt catolic. Si corul canta in sapte Ave Maria&#8230;..<br \/>\n&#8211; Ok, ok. Dar cu banii ? Cum a ramas cu banii ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Voi evreii&#8230; numai la bani va este gandul.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Itzic si Strul trec prin fata unei biserici catolice un troneaza un mare mesaj : Convertiti-va la catolicism si primiti pe loc 50 EUR. Itzic se opreste si ii spune pritenului sau: Stii ce ? Am avea nevoie de bani. Eu ma duc sa incerc&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72,77],"class_list":["post-1432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica","tag-religie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}