{"id":1433,"date":"2014-06-28T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-28T14:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1433"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:41","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:41","slug":"bancul-zilei-baiatul-nostru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/06\/bancul-zilei-baiatul-nostru.html","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei. Baiatul nostru"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un rabin si un preot catolic stateau de vorba, pierzand timpul. La un moment dat rabinul intreaba:
\n– Voi sunteti promovati daca slujiti bine ?
\n– Da, bineinteles.
\n– Si ce ajungi ?
\n– Episcop.
\n– Si dupa aia ?
\n– Pot sa ajung cardinal.
\n– Si dupa ce ai ajuns cardinal ?
\nPreotul sta o perioada pe ganduri si apoi raspunse :
\n– As putea apoi visa ca, intr-o buna zi, sa ajung Papa
\n– Bine, bine. Si dupa asta ?
\n– Rabi ! Dupa ce as ajunge Papa ce as putea sa mai ajung ? Dumnezeu ?
\n– Ei bine, unul din baietii nostrii a reusit asta.  <\/p>\n

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Un rabin si un preot catolic stateau de vorba, pierzand timpul. La un moment dat rabinul intreaba: – Voi sunteti promovati daca slujiti bine ? – Da, bineinteles. – Si ce ajungi ? – Episcop. – Si dupa aia ? – Pot sa ajung cardinal….<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,77],"class_list":["post-1433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-religie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1433"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52059,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1433\/revisions\/52059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}