{"id":1445,"date":"2014-07-24T17:53:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T14:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1445"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:40","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:40","slug":"bancul-zilei-politete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/07\/bancul-zilei-politete.html","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei. Politete"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un ambasador american , un nord-corean, un rus , un francez si un roman stateau la un restaurant. Un reportor vine si le pune intrebarea :
\n– Ma scuzati, puteti sa imi spuneti opinia Dvs despre foametea declansata de slaba productie de grau din tarile lumii a treia ?<\/p>\n

Americanul : Ce este aceea foamete ?
\nNord-coreanul : Ce este acela grau ?
\nRusul : Ce este aceea „o opinie” ?
\nFrancezul : Ce inseamna „tarile lumii a treia” ?
\nRomanul : Ce inseamna „ma scuzati” ?<\/p>\n

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Un ambasador american , un nord-corean, un rus , un francez si un roman stateau la un restaurant. Un reportor vine si le pune intrebarea : – Ma scuzati, puteti sa imi spuneti opinia Dvs despre foametea declansata de slaba productie de grau din tarile…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52052,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions\/52052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}