{"id":1451,"date":"2014-08-04T20:20:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-04T17:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1451"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:38","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:38","slug":"bancul-zilei-exactitate-vs-interpretare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/08\/bancul-zilei-exactitate-vs-interpretare.html","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei. Exactitate vs interpretare"},"content":{"rendered":"


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\nI\u0163ic \u015fi \u015etrul se prezint\u0103 \u00een fa\u015fa rabinului. I\u0163ic \u00eei spune:<\/div>\n
\n– Rabbi, am o disput\u0103 cu \u015etrul. L\u0103mure\u015fte-ne. Spune-mi,
\nnegru e culoare?<\/div>\n
\nSe uit\u0103 rabinul \u00een Talmud \u015fi \u00eei spune:<\/div>\n
\n– E culoare. \u00cen Talmud scrie c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 te \u00eembraci \u00een
\nnegru c\u00eend moare cineva.<\/div>\n
\n– Dar albul e culoare?<\/div>\n
\n– Da, \u00een Talmud zice c\u0103 mireasa se \u00eembrac\u0103 \u00een alb.<\/div>\n
\nI\u0163ic, adres\u00eendu-se lui \u015etrul:<\/div>\n
\n– Ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 televizorul pe care \u0163i l-am v\u00eendut era color?<\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\n<\/a><\/div>\n
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I\u0163ic \u015fi \u015etrul se prezint\u0103 \u00een fa\u015fa rabinului. I\u0163ic \u00eei spune: – Rabbi, am o disput\u0103 cu \u015etrul. L\u0103mure\u015fte-ne. Spune-mi, negru e culoare? Se uit\u0103 rabinul \u00een Talmud \u015fi \u00eei spune: – E culoare. \u00cen Talmud scrie c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 te \u00eembraci \u00een negru c\u00eend…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1451"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52047,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions\/52047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}