{"id":1459,"date":"2014-09-21T09:32:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-21T06:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:36","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:36","slug":"bancul-zilei-indecizii-politice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/09\/bancul-zilei-indecizii-politice.html","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei. Indecizii politice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-unul din lagarele mortii din Siberia, in perioada stalinista,&nbsp; se intalnesc intr-o pauza trei condamnati la inchisoare pe viata. Dupa un moment de liniste incepe primul:<br \/>\n&#8211; Voi de ce sunteti condamnati? Eu unul sunt condamnat pentru ca am militat impotriva lui Trotki.<br \/>\nAl doilea sta pe ganduri apoi , ingandurat spune:<br \/>\n&#8211; Eu am fost condamnat pentru ca am militat pentru Trotki. <br \/>\nAl treilea tace din gura si , dupa o perioada lunga spune :<br \/>\n&#8211; Eu sunt Lev Davidovici Trotki.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/trotki.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/trotki.jpg\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-unul din lagarele mortii din Siberia, in perioada stalinista,&nbsp; se intalnesc intr-o pauza trei condamnati la inchisoare pe viata. Dupa un moment de liniste incepe primul: &#8211; Voi de ce sunteti condamnati? Eu unul sunt condamnat pentru ca am militat impotriva lui Trotki. Al doilea&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52036,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions\/52036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}