{"id":1478,"date":"2014-11-11T10:26:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-11T08:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1478"},"modified":"2014-11-11T10:26:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-11T08:26:00","slug":"gluma-zileitraseism-politic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/11\/gluma-zileitraseism-politic.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei.Traseism politic."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"S\">   Un evreu se mut\u0103 \u00eentr-un or\u0103\u015fel de catolici. \u00cen<br \/>\nfiecare vineri, \u00een timp ce cre\u015ftinii \u0163ineau post \u015fi m\u00e2ncau numai pe\u015fte,<br \/>\nevreul f\u0103cea fripturi dup\u0103 fripturi, \u00eennebunindu-i cu mirosul.<br \/>\nDispera\u0163i, catolicii se decid s\u0103-l converteasc\u0103 \u015fi, dup\u0103 amenin\u0163\u0103ri,<br \/>\nrug\u0103min\u0163i, promisiuni, reu\u015fesc s\u0103 \u00eel conving\u0103. \u00cel duc cu mare alai la<br \/>\nbiseric\u0103, unde preotul \u00eel strope\u015fte de 3 ori cu ap\u0103 sfin\u0163it\u0103, inton\u00e2nd<br \/>\n&#8222;n\u0103scut evreu, crescut evreu, acum cre\u015ftin&#8221;.<br \/>\nVinerea urm\u0103toare, \u00een timp ce to\u0163i catolicii \u0163ineau post \u015fi m\u00e2ncau numai<br \/>\n pe\u015fte, din casa evreului convertit se ridica miros \u00eembietor de<br \/>\nfriptur\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00cennebuni\u0163i, s-au prezentat la casa p\u0103c\u0103tosului, s\u0103 vad\u0103 cum e posibil \u015fi<br \/>\n l-au g\u0103sit \u00een fa\u0163a unui gr\u0103tar mare, plin cu carne, pe care o stropea<br \/>\nde zor cu ap\u0103, inton\u00e2nd: <b>&#8222;n\u0103scut\u0103 vac\u0103, crescut\u0103 vac\u0103, acum pe\u015fte&#8221;<\/b>&#8230;<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un evreu se mut\u0103 \u00eentr-un or\u0103\u015fel de catolici. \u00cen fiecare vineri, \u00een timp ce cre\u015ftinii \u0163ineau post \u015fi m\u00e2ncau numai pe\u015fte, evreul f\u0103cea fripturi dup\u0103 fripturi, \u00eennebunindu-i cu mirosul. Dispera\u0163i, catolicii se decid s\u0103-l converteasc\u0103 \u015fi, dup\u0103 amenin\u0163\u0103ri, rug\u0103min\u0163i, promisiuni, reu\u015fesc s\u0103 \u00eel conving\u0103. \u00cel&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}