{"id":1483,"date":"2014-11-14T10:46:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-14T08:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1483"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:31","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:31","slug":"gluma-zilei-blatul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/11\/gluma-zilei-blatul.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Blatul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"I\"><\/span><span class=\"S\"><br \/>\n   \u015etrul, soldat \u00een armata israelian\u0103. \u00centr-o zi, se prezint\u0103 la<br \/>\ncomandant \u015fi-i pred\u0103 un tanc inamic \u00een perfect\u0103 stare de func\u0163ionare&#8230;<br \/>\nCe mai captur\u0103, prime\u015fte o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00een\u0103 de concediu ca recompens\u0103. <br \/>Dou\u0103<br \/>\nzile dup\u0103 concediu, se prezint\u0103 iar la comandant cu un nou tanc israelian recuperat de la dusman&#8230; Comandantul, mirat, \u00eei zice:<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103i \u015etrul, \u00ee\u0163i dau concediul, dar trebuie s\u0103-mi spui cum ai f\u0103cut&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; P\u0103i, simplu. M-am dus iarasi la linia de demarca\u0163ie \u015fi am strigat:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ahmed!<br \/>\n&#8211; Da.<\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"S\">&#8211; Ne mai luam inca o saptamana de concediu ?<\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"S\">&#8211; Da !<br \/>\n&#8211; Atunci hai s\u0103 facem iarasi schimb de tancuri&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/war.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/war.jpg\" height=\"322\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etrul, soldat \u00een armata israelian\u0103. \u00centr-o zi, se prezint\u0103 la comandant \u015fi-i pred\u0103 un tanc inamic \u00een perfect\u0103 stare de func\u0163ionare&#8230; Ce mai captur\u0103, prime\u015fte o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00een\u0103 de concediu ca recompens\u0103. Dou\u0103 zile dup\u0103 concediu, se prezint\u0103 iar la comandant cu un nou tanc israelian&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1483"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52014,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483\/revisions\/52014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}