{"id":1485,"date":"2014-11-18T16:05:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-18T14:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1485"},"modified":"2014-11-18T16:05:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-18T14:05:00","slug":"bnacul-zilei-minunea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/11\/bnacul-zilei-minunea.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Minunea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"I\"><\/span><span class=\"S\"><br \/>\n   Un cre\u015ftin, un musulman \u015fi un evreu vorbesc despre puterea religiilor proprii.<br \/>\nCre\u015ftinul:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u015etiu c\u0103 religia mea e cea adev\u0103rat\u0103, c\u0103ci aveam o secet\u0103 teribil\u0103 \u00een<br \/>\n\u0163ar\u0103 \u015fi era s\u0103 mor \u00eempreun\u0103 cu familia, c\u00eend am f\u0103cut rug\u0103ciuni \u015fi<br \/>\natunci s-a \u00eent\u00eemplat miracolul: \u00een timp ce toat\u0103 c\u00eempia era sub soarele<br \/>\narz\u0103tor, pe terenul nostru c\u0103dea o ploaie toren\u0163ial\u0103. Totul de jur<br \/>\n\u00eemprejur ardea sub soare \u015fi pe terenul meu ploua. Din cauza asta, ne-am<br \/>\nsalvat familia mea \u015fi cu mine.<br \/>\nMusulmanul:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u015etiu c\u0103 religia mea e cea adev\u0103rat\u0103, c\u0103ci eram \u00een de\u015fert \u015fi m-a<br \/>\nsurprins o furtun\u0103 de nisip. Era s\u0103 murim eu \u015fi c\u0103mila mea acoperi\u0163i de<br \/>\ndune. Abia puteam respira c\u00eend s-a \u00eentimplat miracolul. \u00centregul de\u015fert<br \/>\nera o furtun\u0103 de nisip, dar \u00een jurul meu \u015fi al c\u0103milei mele a fost un<br \/>\ncalm total. A\u015fa am ajuns p\u00een\u0103 la o oaz\u0103 \u015fi ne-am salvat.<br \/>\nEvreul:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u015etiu c\u0103 religia mea e cea adev\u0103rat\u0103, c\u0103ci m\u0103 plimbam \u00een jurul casei<br \/>\nmele \u00eentr-o s\u00eemb\u0103t\u0103 \u015fi am g\u0103sit un portmoneu pe jos, plin cu bani, dar<br \/>\nfiind s\u00eemb\u0103t\u0103 nu puteam s\u0103 m\u0103 aplec s\u0103-l iau. Atunci s-a \u00eent\u00eemplat<br \/>\nmiracolul: peste tot era s\u00eemb\u0103t\u0103, dar \u00een jurul meu s-a f\u0103cut brusc<br \/>\nvineri&#8230;<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un cre\u015ftin, un musulman \u015fi un evreu vorbesc despre puterea religiilor proprii. Cre\u015ftinul: &#8211; \u015etiu c\u0103 religia mea e cea adev\u0103rat\u0103, c\u0103ci aveam o secet\u0103 teribil\u0103 \u00een \u0163ar\u0103 \u015fi era s\u0103 mor \u00eempreun\u0103 cu familia, c\u00eend am f\u0103cut rug\u0103ciuni \u015fi atunci s-a \u00eent\u00eemplat miracolul: \u00een&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}