{"id":1487,"date":"2014-11-19T12:19:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-19T10:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1487"},"modified":"2014-11-19T12:19:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-19T10:19:00","slug":"gluma-zilei-sa-ii-lasam-sa-oboseasca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/11\/gluma-zilei-sa-ii-lasam-sa-oboseasca.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Sa ii lasam sa oboseasca&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"S\">   Un arab cu o mitralier\u0103 \u015fi ceva grenade era alergat<br \/>\nde un tanc israelian. Arabul se opre\u015fte o clip\u0103, trage cu o mitraliera<br \/>\n\u00een tanc, tancul nu p\u0103\u0163e\u015fte nimic, arabul alearg\u0103, tancul dup\u0103 el. Se mai<br \/>\n opre\u015fte o dat\u0103 arabul, trage cartu\u015fele din mitralier\u0103, tancul nimic,<br \/>\narabul arunc\u0103 mitraliera, continu\u0103 s\u0103 alerge, tancul dup\u0103 el. Se mai<br \/>\nopre\u015fte arabul, arunc\u0103 o grenad\u0103, tancul nu are nimic, arabul alearg\u0103,<br \/>\ntancul dupa el&#8230; Arabul arunc\u0103 ultima grenad\u0103, tancul dup\u0103 el. Arabul<br \/>\nnu mai are muni\u0163ie, se lasa \u00een genunchi \u015fi se roag\u0103 la Allah. Tancul<br \/>\nopre\u015fte l\u00eeng\u0103 arab, se deschide turela \u015fi evreul \u00eentreab\u0103:<br \/>\n&#8211; Auzi, arabu&#8217;, cumperi ni\u015fte muni\u0163ie ?<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un arab cu o mitralier\u0103 \u015fi ceva grenade era alergat de un tanc israelian. Arabul se opre\u015fte o clip\u0103, trage cu o mitraliera \u00een tanc, tancul nu p\u0103\u0163e\u015fte nimic, arabul alearg\u0103, tancul dup\u0103 el. Se mai opre\u015fte o dat\u0103 arabul, trage cartu\u015fele din mitralier\u0103, tancul&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}