{"id":1494,"date":"2014-11-28T11:08:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-28T09:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1494"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:30","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:30","slug":"glumea-zilei-sfatul-dusmanului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/11\/glumea-zilei-sfatul-dusmanului.html","title":{"rendered":"Glumea zilei. Sfatul dusmanului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un razboi lung. Doua armate fata-n fata. La un moment dat una dintre armate pierde o batalie. Dupa pierderea bataliei ( dar nu pierderea razboiului) se face un consiliu de razboi. Sunt demisi citiva generali care nu au luptat bine, care au comentat ordinele si nu au executat planul general, care pareau a asculta prea mult parerea dusmanului sau isi doreau inlocuirea sefului de stat major.<br \/>\nImediat vine un telex din partea statului major advers care plange masurile luate, sustine pastrarea vechilor generali, sustine insa schimbarea sefului de stat major.<br \/>\nToata lumea pare cazuta pe ganduri ascultand parerea venita pe telex.<\/p>\n<p>Morala 1 : ( desi am incercat sa gasesc ceva maret din Clausewitz sau din macar din Patton ..nu am reusit sa gasesc ,ca prima morala, decat golaneala asta ) Bai, esti prost ? <br \/>\nMorala 2 : Atentie la sfaturile dusmanilor<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/quote-sophocles-no-enemy-is-worse-than-bad-advice-110016-6.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/quote-sophocles-no-enemy-is-worse-than-bad-advice-110016-6.jpg\" height=\"203\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un razboi lung. Doua armate fata-n fata. La un moment dat una dintre armate pierde o batalie. Dupa pierderea bataliei ( dar nu pierderea razboiului) se face un consiliu de razboi. Sunt demisi citiva generali care nu au luptat bine, care au comentat ordinele si&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1494"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52009,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1494\/revisions\/52009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}