{"id":1496,"date":"2014-11-29T09:42:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-29T07:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1496"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:30","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:30","slug":"gluma-zile-invatamantul-romanesc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/11\/gluma-zile-invatamantul-romanesc.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zile. Invatamantul romanesc."},"content":{"rendered":"

Invatamantul romanesc ( atat preuniversitar cat si uiversitar) poate fi definit de urmatoarea gluma : <\/p>\n

Odat\u0103, la moscheie, Hogea \u00eei \u00eentreb\u0103 pe credincio\u015fii aduna\u0163i acolo:
\n – \u015eti\u0163i ce vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, oameni buni?
\n – Nu \u015ftim, r\u0103spunser\u0103 ei.
\n – Dac\u0103 nu \u015fti\u0163i, nici nu v\u0103 mai spun nimic.
\n Nu mult dup\u0103 aceasta \u00eei \u00eentreb\u0103 din nou pe cei veni\u0163i la rug\u0103ciune:
\n – \u015eti\u0163i ce vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, oameni buni?
\n – Ace\u015ftia, amintindu+\u015fi ce li se \u00eent\u00e2mplase ultima dat\u0103 au r\u0103spuns:
\n – \u015etim, cum s\u0103 nu \u015ftim?
\n – Dac\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i, ce rost are s\u0103 v\u0103 mai spun, oameni buni?
\n Veni \u015fi a treia oar\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei \u00eentreb\u0103 pe cei aduna\u0163i:
\n – \u015eti\u0163i ce vreau s\u0103 v\u0103spun?
\n Atunci jum\u0103tate au r\u0103spuns c\u0103 \u015ftiu \u015fi jum\u0103tate c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu.
\n – Bine, oameni buni, cei care \u015ftiu, s\u0103 le spun\u0103 \u015fi celor care nu \u015ftiu.<\/p>\n

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Invatamantul romanesc ( atat preuniversitar cat si uiversitar) poate fi definit de urmatoarea gluma : Odat\u0103, la moscheie, Hogea \u00eei \u00eentreb\u0103 pe credincio\u015fii aduna\u0163i acolo: – \u015eti\u0163i ce vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, oameni buni? – Nu \u015ftim, r\u0103spunser\u0103 ei. – Dac\u0103 nu \u015fti\u0163i, nici nu…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[33,38,44,64,82,89],"class_list":["post-1496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-etica","tag-glume","tag-idealism","tag-opinii","tag-sarcasm","tag-sofism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1496"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52010,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions\/52010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}