{"id":1499,"date":"2014-12-02T08:36:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-02T06:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1499"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:29","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:29","slug":"gluma-zilei-ursul-polar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/12\/gluma-zilei-ursul-polar.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day. The polar bear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In apropierea Cercului Polar merg prin zapada doi cercetatori:&nbsp; un roman si un neamt. La un moment dat, apare un<br \/>\nurs polar care ii vede si incepe sa alerge spre ei infometat. Repede, romanul se apuca sa-si puna schiurile si incepe sa schieze. Neamtul, calculand vitezele rapid, ii<br \/>\n spune: <br \/>\n&#8211; Oricum, nu vei reusi sa alergi mai repede decat ursul! <br \/>\nLa care romanul ii raspunde: <br \/>\n&#8211; Important este sa alerg mai repede decat tine!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/french.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/french.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Near the Arctic Circle, two researchers are walking through the snow: a Romanian and a German. At one point, a polar bear appears, sees them and starts running towards them hungry. Quickly, the Romanian puts on his skis and starts skiing. The German, calculating\u2026<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,82],"class_list":["post-1499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-sarcasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1499"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52001,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499\/revisions\/52001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}