{"id":1501,"date":"2014-12-08T12:57:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-08T10:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1501"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:29","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:29","slug":"gluma-zilei-puncte-de-vedere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/12\/gluma-zilei-puncte-de-vedere.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Puncte de vedere."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doua neveste, povestind despre seara de dinainte:<br \/>\nPrima:<br \/>\n\u2013<br \/>\nAseara a fost cumplit! A venit al meu acasa, obosit, a bagat iute in el<br \/>\n2-3 sarmale,a profitat de mine 2 minute si s-a culcat.<br \/>\nCealalta:<br \/>\n&#8211; Aseara a fost una din cele mai minunate seri din viata mea. Am ajuns<br \/>\nacasa de la munca, el ma astepta cu lumanari aprinse. M-a scos la<br \/>\nrestaurant, unde am mancat grozav si am baut sampanie. Am venit acasa pe<br \/>\n jos, intr-o plimbare romantica, ne-am iubit o ora intreaga si apoi inca<br \/>\n o <span class=\"text_exposed_show\">ora am stat la povesti, ca pe vremuri\u2026<br \/> Cei doi soti, povestind despre seara precedenta:<br \/> Primul:<br \/>\n &#8211; Aseara a fost super! Am ajuns acasa de la birt, rupt de foame. Am ras<br \/>\n niste sarmale extraordinare facute de nevasta-mea, i-am tras-o iute sa<br \/>\nma descarc si am dormit ca un prunc!!<br \/> Celalalt:<br \/> &#8211; Nu-mi aminti<br \/>\nde seara de ieri!! Ajung rupt de oboseala acasa, sigurantele arse.<br \/>\nAprind niste lumanari, sa vad ceva. Vine nevasta-mea, ii zic sa<br \/>\nincalzeasca mancarea, dar cuptorul electric nu merge. O scot la<br \/>\nrestaurant, sa mancam ceva, dar ea isi comanda si sampanie. Raman fara<br \/>\nbani de taxi, asa ca la toata oboseala mea, mergem pe jos vreo ora pana<br \/>\nacasa. Acolo, are chef de \u201csmecherii\u201d, dar la nervii pe care-i am, eu nu<br \/>\n am chef de nimic. Se chinuie si ma \u201cmangaie\u201d vreo ora pana reuseste<br \/>\nceva. Si colac peste pupaza, dupa aia a trebuit s-o mai ascult inca o<br \/>\nora despre cum si-a petrecut ziua la lucru !!<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dreptate.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dreptate.jpg\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doua neveste, povestind despre seara de dinainte: Prima: &#8211; Aseara a fost cumplit! A venit al meu acasa, obosit, a bagat iute in el 2-3 sarmale,a profitat de mine 2 minute si s-a culcat. Cealalta: &#8211; Aseara a fost una din cele mai minunate seri&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,64],"class_list":["post-1501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-opinii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1501"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52002,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501\/revisions\/52002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}