{"id":1505,"date":"2014-12-10T12:24:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-10T10:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1505"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:29","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:29","slug":"gluma-zilei-grupuri-parlamentare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2014\/12\/gluma-zilei-grupuri-parlamentare.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day. Parliamentary groups"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen copil\u0103rie, un vecin \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 pe Nastratin:<br \/>\n &#8211; M\u0103i, Nastratine, care din voi doi este mai mare, tu, sau fratele t\u0103u?<br \/>\n &#8211; Anul trecut, mama zicea c\u0103 fratele meu este cu un an mai mare dec\u00e2t mine; anul \u0103sta cred c\u0103 avem am\u00e2ndoi aceea\u015fi v\u00e2rst\u0103.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/structuradevot.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/structuradevot.jpg\" height=\"265\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a child, a neighbor asked Nastratin: \u2013 Hey, Nastratin, which of you two is older, you or your brother? \u2013 Last year, my mother said that my brother is a year older than me; this year I think we are both the same\u2026<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1505"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52003,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505\/revisions\/52003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}