{"id":1522,"date":"2015-01-13T13:22:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-13T11:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1522"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:25","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:25","slug":"gluma-zilei-afacerea-este-afacere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/01\/gluma-zilei-afacerea-este-afacere.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Afacerea este afacere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nIntr-o gradinita din SUA, educatoarea le promite copiilor 2 USD daca vor raspunde exact la intrebarea: <b>&#8222;Cine a fost persoana cea mai importanta din istoria omenirii?&#8221;<\/b><br \/>\nSe ridica Sean, irlandezul, si zice ca St. Patrick.<br \/>\n&#8211; Gresit, urmatorul la rand!<br \/>\nSe ridica McQueen, scotianul, si zice ca <b>St. Andrew<\/b>.<br \/>\n&#8211; Gresit, urmatorul&#8230;<br \/>\nSe ridica Shlomo, evreul, si zice ca Iisus Cristos.<br \/>\nEducatoarea ii da cei 2 USD pentru raspunsul exact si-l intreaba cum se face ca evreii il recunosc pe Isus ca cel mai important om din istorie.<br \/>\nRaspunsul lui:<br \/>\n&#8211; Eu stiu de fapt ca cel mai tare din istoria umanitatii a fost Moise, dar Business is business!<\/p>\n<p>PS: bancul a luat premiul 1 la festivalul international al bancurilor.<br \/>\nMotivatia juriului: <b>A doua oara cand un evreu il vinde pe Iisus<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/moses.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/moses.jpg\" height=\"374\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o gradinita din SUA, educatoarea le promite copiilor 2 USD daca vor raspunde exact la intrebarea: &#8222;Cine a fost persoana cea mai importanta din istoria omenirii?&#8221; Se ridica Sean, irlandezul, si zice ca St. Patrick. &#8211; Gresit, urmatorul la rand! Se ridica McQueen, scotianul, si&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1522"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51986,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522\/revisions\/51986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}