{"id":1525,"date":"2015-01-14T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-14T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1525"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:25","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:25","slug":"gluma-zilei-argument","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/01\/gluma-zilei-argument.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Argument"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nIntr-o mica asezare se stinge din viata o prostituata care lasa mostenire comunitati locale toti banii ei pentru a reface singoga . Enoriasii nu vor sa primeasca mostenirea caci nu-i cuvios sa primesti banii unei prostituate. Discutii si discutii, pana ce hotaresc sa se duca la Rabin.<br \/>\nRabinul hotareste ca e voie de primit banii.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar bine, Rabi, de ce, ca doar femeia stii bine cu ce se ocupa?!?<br \/>\n<b>&#8211; Pai, spune rabinul, banii aceia in fond sunt banii nostri, nu?<\/b><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/hooker.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/hooker.jpg\" height=\"400\" width=\"265\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o mica asezare se stinge din viata o prostituata care lasa mostenire comunitati locale toti banii ei pentru a reface singoga . Enoriasii nu vor sa primeasca mostenirea caci nu-i cuvios sa primesti banii unei prostituate. Discutii si discutii, pana ce hotaresc sa se duca&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,77],"class_list":["post-1525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-religie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1525"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51982,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions\/51982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}