{"id":1527,"date":"2015-01-15T11:47:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T09:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1527"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:25","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:25","slug":"gluma-zilei-iadul-din-detalii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/01\/gluma-zilei-iadul-din-detalii.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Iadul din detalii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un vanzator de bauturi energizante se intoarce dezamagit din Israel, unde voia sa inceapa o afacere. Un prieten il intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; De ce nu ai avut succes la israelieni?<br \/>\nOmul raspunde:<br \/>\n&#8211; La inceput am fost convins ca totul va merge bine. Dar am avut o problema. Nu cunosteam limba ebraica. Astfel, m-am gandit sa folosesc un mesaj compus din trei postere.<br \/>\nPrimul poster: Un individ zace pe nisipul fierbinte al unui desert, complet epuizat.<br \/>\nAl doilea poster: Omul bea bautura.<br \/>\nAl treilea poster: Se reface imediat si alearga revigorat.<br \/>\nAceste postere au fost amplasate peste tot in localitate.<br \/>\n&#8211; Grozav! Ar fi trebuit sa mearga super! zice prietenul.<br \/>\n&#8211; Da, asa este, dar am uitat ca evreii citesc de la dreapta la st\u00e2nga!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/muslim-covered-and-jewish-bikini-woman-showering-apartheid-fail.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/muslim-covered-and-jewish-bikini-woman-showering-apartheid-fail.jpg\" height=\"253\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un vanzator de bauturi energizante se intoarce dezamagit din Israel, unde voia sa inceapa o afacere. Un prieten il intreaba: &#8211; De ce nu ai avut succes la israelieni? Omul raspunde: &#8211; La inceput am fost convins ca totul va merge bine. Dar am avut&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1527"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51985,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions\/51985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}