{"id":1530,"date":"2015-01-16T11:35:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T09:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1530"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:23","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:23","slug":"gluma-zilei-concentrare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/01\/gluma-zilei-concentrare.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day. Concentration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nDoi evrei, unul foarte bogat \u015fi unul mai s\u0103rac, ajung s\u0103 se roage unul l\u00e2ng\u0103 altul \u00een sinagog\u0103.<br \/>\nCel s\u0103rac se ruga:<br \/>\n&#8211; Doamne, d\u0103-mi 20 de mii de euro ca s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r o tonet\u0103 cu care s\u0103 v\u00e2nd mici, ca s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig bani s\u0103 pot s\u0103-mi \u00eentre\u0163in familia.<br \/>\nCel bogat se ruga:<br \/>\n&#8211; Doamne, d\u0103-mi 20 de milioane de euro, ca s\u0103 pot s\u0103 mai cump\u0103r ac\u0163iuni la banca unde sunt investitor \u015fi s\u0103 devin astfel ac\u0163ionar majoritar, ca s\u0103 pot s\u0103-mi \u00eentre\u0163in familia.<br \/>\nTot rug\u00e2ndu-se ei cu ardoare, la un moment dat, cel bogat se \u00eentoarce c\u0103tre cel s\u0103rac \u015fi \u00eei spune:<br \/>\n&#8211; Auzi, ia 20 de mii de euro de la mine \u015fi las\u0103-L pe Dumnezeu s\u0103 se concentreze!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/rugaciune.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/rugaciune.png\" height=\"280\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Jews, one very rich and one poorer, end up praying next to each other in the synagogue. The poor one prays: \u2013 Lord, give me 20 thousand euros to buy a small ton with which to sell small things, to earn money to\u2026<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,77],"class_list":["post-1530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-religie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1530"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51978,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions\/51978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}