{"id":1535,"date":"2015-01-19T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-19T10:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1535"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:22","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:22","slug":"gluma-zilei-analiza-in-adancime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/01\/gluma-zilei-analiza-in-adancime.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Analiza in adancime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nRashela pe patul de moarte:<br \/>\n&#8211; Itzic, trebuie s\u0103-ti m\u0103rturisesc ceva. \u015etrulic\u0103 \u0103sta mic, copilul nostru, nu e al t\u0103u.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar cu cine l-ai f\u0103cut?<br \/>\n&#8211; Cu studentul care a fost \u00een gazd\u0103 la noi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Cum l-ai convins?<br \/>\n&#8211; I-am dat bani.<br \/>\n&#8211; De unde ai avut banii?<br \/>\n&#8211; Din buzunar, de la tine.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u015ei atunci de ce zici c\u0103 nu e al meu?<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/funny-die-funeral-grim-reaper.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/funny-die-funeral-grim-reaper.jpg\" height=\"373\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rashela pe patul de moarte: &#8211; Itzic, trebuie s\u0103-ti m\u0103rturisesc ceva. \u015etrulic\u0103 \u0103sta mic, copilul nostru, nu e al t\u0103u. &#8211; Dar cu cine l-ai f\u0103cut? &#8211; Cu studentul care a fost \u00een gazd\u0103 la noi. &#8211; Cum l-ai convins? &#8211; I-am dat bani. &#8211;&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1535"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51970,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535\/revisions\/51970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}