{"id":1538,"date":"2015-01-20T10:32:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T08:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1538"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:22","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:22","slug":"gluma-zilei-viziuni-diferite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/01\/gluma-zilei-viziuni-diferite.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Viziuni diferite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nUn evreu din Rusia primeste permisiunea de a emigra in Israel &#8230;<br \/>\nLa granita, rusii ii controleaza bagajul si gasesc impaturit intre haine un bust al lui Lenin si-l intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce e asta?<br \/>\nEvreul:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ar trebui sa intrebati CINE e asta, nu CE e asta&#8230; asta e Lenin, cel care a pus bazele socialismului si a adus bunastarea poporului rus.. si l-am luat ca amintire a zilelor de prosperitate&#8230;<br \/>\nOK, il lasa rusii sa treaca.<br \/>\nPe aeroport in Tel Aviv, granicerii gasesc bustul lui Lenin si intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce e asta?<br \/>\nEvreul:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ar trebui sa intrebati CINE e asta nu CE e asta. Asta e Lenin, nenorocitul din cauza caruia am parasit eu Rusia si l-am luat cu mine ca sa am pe cine sa blestem in fiecare zi.<br \/>\nIl lasa si astia sa treaca&#8230; Tipul se duce acasa, pune bustul pe raftul unei biblioteci si la o petrecere organizata de familie cu ocazia sosirii sale, un nepot vede bustul si intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; CINE e asta?<br \/>\nLa care evreul ii raspunde:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ar trebui sa intrebi CE e asta, nu CINE e asta si raspunsul e: 10 kg de aur!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/cat-likes-your-point.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/cat-likes-your-point.jpg\" height=\"252\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un evreu din Rusia primeste permisiunea de a emigra in Israel &#8230; La granita, rusii ii controleaza bagajul si gasesc impaturit intre haine un bust al lui Lenin si-l intreaba: &#8211; Ce e asta? Evreul: &#8211; Ar trebui sa intrebati CINE e asta, nu CE&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,72],"class_list":["post-1538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1538"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51973,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions\/51973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}