{"id":1541,"date":"2015-01-21T12:38:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T10:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1541"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:21","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:21","slug":"gluma-zilei-specific","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/01\/gluma-zilei-specific.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Specific"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Efraim cu Mo\u015fe s-au dus la ora\u015f, unde au f\u0103cut-o lat\u0103: au m\u00e2ncat la restaurantele necu\u015fer, s-au destr\u0103b\u0103lat. La \u00eentoarcere, un &#8222;binevoitor&#8221; i-a turnat la rabin, care i-a pedepsit: opt zile s\u0103 umble cu boabe de fasole \u00een pantofi.<br \/>\n\u00cen a patra zi a pedepsei cei doi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe uli\u0163ele satului; \u00een timp ce Efraim \u015fchiop\u0103ta r\u0103u de tot, Mo\u015fe mergea de parc\u0103 nimic nu s-ar fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce faci, Mo\u015fe, doar nu ai \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103 nu respec\u0163i ordinul rabinului?<br \/>\n&#8211; Sigur\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eel respect, dar el nu ne-a interzis s\u0103 fierbem boabele de fasole!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tortura.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tortura.jpg\" height=\"297\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Efraim cu Mo\u015fe s-au dus la ora\u015f, unde au f\u0103cut-o lat\u0103: au m\u00e2ncat la restaurantele necu\u015fer, s-au destr\u0103b\u0103lat. La \u00eentoarcere, un &#8222;binevoitor&#8221; i-a turnat la rabin, care i-a pedepsit: opt zile s\u0103 umble cu boabe de fasole \u00een pantofi. \u00cen a patra zi a pedepsei&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,77],"class_list":["post-1541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-religie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1541"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51967,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541\/revisions\/51967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}