{"id":1544,"date":"2015-01-22T10:31:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-22T08:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1544"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:21","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:21","slug":"gluma-zilei-anunturi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/01\/gluma-zilei-anunturi.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day. Announcements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nRashela ii zice lui Itic:<br \/>\n&#8211; Itzic, m-am gandit bine si am hotarat sa divortam!<br \/>\n&#8211; Cum asa, mai Rashela, dupa 40 de ani de casatorie! Dar ce-ti veni?<br \/>\n&#8211; Pai tu-ti dai seama, mai Itzic, ca in 40 de ani tu nu mi-ai cumparat niciodata nimic?<br \/>\n&#8211; Pai nu mi-ai spus niciodata ca ai avea ceva de vanzare!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/cow.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/cow.jpg\" height=\"400\" width=\"337\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rashela says to Itic: \u2013 Itzic, I thought carefully and decided to divorce! \u2013 How so, Rashela, after 40 years of marriage! But what do you think? \u2013 Well, you realize, Itzic, that in 40 years you haven&#039;t bought me\u2026<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1544"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51968,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions\/51968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}