{"id":1546,"date":"2015-01-23T11:50:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T09:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1546"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:20","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:20","slug":"gluma-zilei-ofensa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/01\/gluma-zilei-ofensa.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Ofensa"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nUn rabin a slujit la Templu timp de 20 de ani. Ca sa-l rasplateasca, comunitatea il trimite intr-o excursie in Hawaii. Cand ajunge in camera de hotel, o tanara foarte frumoasa si goala statea intinsa in pat.
\nRevoltat, pune mana pe telefon si suna acasa:
\n– Nu aveti pic de respect pentru pozitia mea? Sunt rabin. Asta e o dovada crasa de nesimtire si lipsa de respect!
\nAuzind acestea, tanara, rusinata, incepe sa se imbrace. Dupa ce a terminat de vorbit la telefon, rabinul i se adreseaza:
\n– Tu unde pleci? Nu pe tine sunt suparat!<\/p>\n

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Un rabin a slujit la Templu timp de 20 de ani. Ca sa-l rasplateasca, comunitatea il trimite intr-o excursie in Hawaii. Cand ajunge in camera de hotel, o tanara foarte frumoasa si goala statea intinsa in pat. Revoltat, pune mana pe telefon si suna acasa:…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[31,33,34,38,72],"class_list":["post-1546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-epicureism","tag-etica","tag-filosofie","tag-glume","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1546"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51961,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546\/revisions\/51961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}