{"id":1548,"date":"2015-01-24T11:34:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-24T09:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1548"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:20","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:20","slug":"gluma-zilei-cerere-si-oferta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/01\/gluma-zilei-cerere-si-oferta.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Cerere si oferta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nUn saudit, unu&#8217; din Qatar, un iranian si un israelian stau la o cafea, la New York.<br \/>\nZice arabu&#8217;:<br \/>\n&#8211; Am ceva bani pusi de-o parte si cred c-o sa cumpar Citibank.<br \/>\n&#8211; Si eu am niste bani in plus, zice ala din Qatar. Am sa cumpar General Motors.<br \/>\nAdauga si iranianul:<br \/>\n&#8211; Am trimis deja oferta sa cumpar Microsoft.<br \/>\nTo\u0163i trei se uita la israelian&#8230; Asta mai trage o inghititura, nu-si ridica capul si mormaie hotarat:<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu vand nimic!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/mario-jew.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/mario-jew.jpg\" height=\"308\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un saudit, unu&#8217; din Qatar, un iranian si un israelian stau la o cafea, la New York. Zice arabu&#8217;: &#8211; Am ceva bani pusi de-o parte si cred c-o sa cumpar Citibank. &#8211; Si eu am niste bani in plus, zice ala din Qatar. Am&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1548"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51962,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1548\/revisions\/51962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}