{"id":1563,"date":"2015-02-05T18:49:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T16:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1563"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:17","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:17","slug":"bancul-zilei-apucaturi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/02\/bancul-zilei-apucaturi.html","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei. Apucaturi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-un orasel mic de provincie, dupa un accident, Saddam necesita o transfuzie urgenta si singurul cu donator compatibil este  Itzic.<br \/>\nItzic ,speriat, se duce la rabin si il intreaba ce sa faca, daca poate sa doneze sange unui musulman.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&#8211; Fiule da-i sange, e si el om ca si noi, faci o fapta buna, salvezi o viata&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Isi revine Saddam si il umple pe Itzic de bogatii, masini, femei.<\/p>\n<p>Se repeta intamplarea, iar se duce Itzic la rabi, acelasi raspuns, doneaza iar sange si cand se vindeca ,Saddam ii trimite cadou un buchet de flori si o sticla cu vin.<br \/>\nSe mira Itzic, dar nu spune nimic. <\/p>\n<p>Se repeta a treia oara toata intamplarea, Saddam ii trimite o scrisoare de multumire.<\/p>\n<p>Itzic foarte confuz se duce la rabin:<br \/>\n&#8211; Pai bine mai rabi, prima oara averi, apoi o sticla cu vin&#8230;. dar acum doar o felicitare?? Eu singur i-am salvat viata, a treia oara, nu?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Vezi mai Itzic,problema ta este ca a inceput sa aiba predominant sangele nostru.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/jewish-trap-o-95490.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/jewish-trap-o-95490.jpg\" height=\"328\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-un orasel mic de provincie, dupa un accident, Saddam necesita o transfuzie urgenta si singurul cu donator compatibil este Itzic. Itzic ,speriat, se duce la rabin si il intreaba ce sa faca, daca poate sa doneze sange unui musulman. &#8211; Fiule da-i sange, e si&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,65],"class_list":["post-1563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-pace"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1563"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51948,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563\/revisions\/51948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}