{"id":1567,"date":"2015-02-07T09:53:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-07T07:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1567"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:16","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:16","slug":"gluma-zilei-cerbicie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/02\/gluma-zilei-cerbicie.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day. Cerbicia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doamna Maria \u00ee\u015fi at\u00e2rna rufele pe fr\u00e2nghie in curte&nbsp; c\u00e2nd o vecin\u0103 bagacioasa se apropie de ea \u015fi ii spune:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00cemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u0163i-o spun, dar gurile rele sus\u0163in c\u0103 so\u0163ul dumitale se \u0163ine dup\u0103 fete. La v\u00e2rsta lui! Are \u015faizeci \u015fi cinci de ani, nu-i a\u015fa?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da, are \u015faizeci \u015fi cinci de ani. Ei \u015fi ce dac\u0103 alearg\u0103 dup\u0103 fete? \u015ei c\u00e2inii alearg\u0103 dup\u0103 ma\u015fini. \u015ei c\u00e2nd prind c\u00e2te una, parc\u0103 pot s\u0103 \u015fofeze?<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/caine.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/caine.jpg\" height=\"317\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mrs. Maria was hanging her laundry on the line in the yard when a stingy neighbor approached her and said: - I&#039;m sorry to have to tell you, but bad mouths claim that your husband is after girls. At his age! He&#039;s sixty...<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,51,60],"class_list":["post-1567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-logica","tag-morala"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1567"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51944,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1567\/revisions\/51944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}