{"id":1580,"date":"2015-02-13T13:58:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T11:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1580"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:13","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:13","slug":"gluma-zilei-timming-is-critical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/02\/gluma-zilei-timming-is-critical.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei. Timming is critical."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"banc-content\">\n<h1>\n<\/h1>\n<div class=\"content-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"content\">\nIon \u015fi Shlomo sunt la o banc\u0103 in New York tocmai \u00een momentul \u00een care o band\u0103 intra sa o jefuiasca.<br \/>\nHotii incep cu casele de bani si apoi incep sa ii verifice&nbsp; pe clienti.<br \/>\nIon i se adreseaz\u0103 celui ce pare s\u0103 fie \u015feful bandi\u0163ilor:<br \/>\n-A\u015f putea s\u0103-mi las jos m\u00e2na? \u015eti\u0163i, eu am reumatism..<br \/>\nBanditul, care \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 Ion nu e periculos, \u00eei da voie. Ion \u00ee\u015fi b\u0103g\u0103 repede m\u00e2na \u00een buzunar, scoate de acolo o mie de dolari \u015fi \u00eei \u00eentinde lui Shlomo:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u0162ine-i, \u0163i-i datoram, \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 era cazul s\u0103 \u0163i-i restitui.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/funny-hold-up.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/funny-hold-up.jpg\" height=\"282\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion \u015fi Shlomo sunt la o banc\u0103 in New York tocmai \u00een momentul \u00een care o band\u0103 intra sa o jefuiasca. Hotii incep cu casele de bani si apoi incep sa ii verifice&nbsp; pe clienti. Ion i se adreseaz\u0103 celui ce pare s\u0103 fie \u015feful&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1580"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51928,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions\/51928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}