{"id":1581,"date":"2015-02-13T18:07:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T16:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1581"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:13","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:13","slug":"calitate-rep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/02\/calitate-rep.html","title":{"rendered":"Calitate&#8230; (rep.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\">De fiecare data cand imi aduc aminte de inceputul cartii lui Samuel<br \/>\nBeckett, Lumea si pantalonii -1989, un zambet larg imi apare pe fata.<br \/>\nDialogul este delicios:<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><b><i>Clientul<\/i> : Dumnezeu a facut lumea in sase zile, iar dumitale ti-au trebuit sase luni ca sa-mi faci o pereche de pantaloni !<br \/><i>Croitorul:<\/i> Da, domnule, dar ia uitati-va cum arata lumea si, uitati-va la pantalonii facuti de mine !<\/b><\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><br \/>\n&nbsp;Festina lente my friends.&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/pants.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/pants.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De fiecare data cand imi aduc aminte de inceputul cartii lui Samuel Beckett, Lumea si pantalonii -1989, un zambet larg imi apare pe fata. Dialogul este delicios: Clientul : Dumnezeu a facut lumea in sase zile, iar dumitale ti-au trebuit sase luni ca sa-mi faci&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,77,82],"class_list":["post-1581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-religie","tag-sarcasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1581"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51930,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions\/51930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}