{"id":1603,"date":"2015-03-05T18:13:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-05T16:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1603"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:40:09","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:40:09","slug":"teza-de-doctorat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2015\/03\/teza-de-doctorat.html","title":{"rendered":"Teza de doctorat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nIepurasul isi scria teza de doctorat.Curioasa, vulpea, trecand prin zona, il intreaba: <br \/>\n&#8211; Ce faci iepurasule, despre ce scrii tu acolo?<br \/>\n&#8211; A<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">m inceput lucrarea de cercetare despre cum este mancata vulpea de catre iepuras&#8230;.<br \/>  &#8211; Ha, ha, ha&#8230; pai cum o sa manance un amarat de iepuras o  vulpe, poate invers&#8230;. <br \/>  &#8211; Cercetare stiinfica, vulpe, daca nu crezi, te astept in seara asta la vizuina.<br \/>  Dimineata, padurea uimita de mirare&#8230;. in fata vizuinei, pielea vulpei era intinsa la uscat. <br \/>  Curios lupul, apare si el la iepuras si il intreaba:<br \/>  &#8211; Despre ce scrii tu acolo, iepurasule? <br \/>  &#8211; Sunt la cercetarea propriu-zisa din teza dedoctorat, studiez cum e mancat lupul de catre iepuras.<br \/>  &#8211; Ha, ha, ha&#8230;. cum o sa manance un amarat ca tine un lup mare si tare ca mine?<br \/>  &#8211; Asta e cercetare stiintifica serioasa, daca nu crezi ne vedem seara la  viziuna. <br \/>  Dimineata, stupoare mare in toata padurea&#8230; pielea lupului era intinsa la uscat langa cea a vulpii.<br \/>  Uimit, ursul o apuca si el spre iepuras si il intreaba:<br \/>  &#8211; Despre ce mai scrii tu acolo iepurasule? <br \/>  &#8211; Sunt deja la concluziile cercetarii in care demonstrez cum e mancat ursul de catre iepuras&#8230;.<br \/>  &#8211; Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho&#8230; ce tot spui pricajitule? &#8230;.. cum  sa manance un mititel ca tine un urs mare ca mine?<br \/>  &#8211; Nu crezi?! Aceasta este o cercetare stiintifica, nu e o gluma, vino la vizuina si ai sa te convingi&#8230;<br \/>\n  In dimineata urmatoare, toata padurea era socata&#8230;. pielea ursului<br \/>\nera intinsa la uscat langa cea a lupului si cea a vulpii&#8230;.<br \/>  Dupa<br \/>\ncateva ore, cand lighioanele padurii se raspandisera care incotro,<br \/>\niepurasul iesi razand din vizuina, de gat cu leul care ii spuse: <br \/>  &#8211; Ai vazut iepurasule? Ce iti spuneam eu:  nu tema conteaza, ci  coordonatorul&#8230;&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">( merci Bogdan )&nbsp;<\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/lion.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/lion.jpg\" height=\"250\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iepurasul isi scria teza de doctorat.Curioasa, vulpea, trecand prin zona, il intreaba: &#8211; Ce faci iepurasule, despre ce scrii tu acolo? &#8211; Am inceput lucrarea de cercetare despre cum este mancata vulpea de catre iepuras&#8230;. &#8211; Ha, ha, ha&#8230; pai cum o sa manance un&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,60,64,65],"class_list":["post-1603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-morala","tag-opinii","tag-pace"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1603"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51911,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions\/51911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}