{"id":1693,"date":"2016-03-21T17:34:00","date_gmt":"2016-03-21T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1693"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:39:55","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:39:55","slug":"gluma-zileipulbere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2016\/03\/gluma-zileipulbere.html","title":{"rendered":"Gluma zilei.Pulbere."},"content":{"rendered":"

Un destin ciudat a avut Dorothy Parker ( n\u0103scut\u0103 Rotschild ), scriitoare \u0219i poet\u0103, critic de teatru \u0219i nuvelist\u0103. Acid\u0103, sarcastic\u0103 ( \u00eenainte ca sarcasmul s\u0103 fie main-stream) \u0219i mai ales de o sinceritate brutal\u0103. Uitat\u0103, de\u0219i ar fi putut fi cea mai mare scriitoare a Americii. <\/p>\n

Cariera ei \u00eencepe \u00eens\u0103 cu o gluma inspirat\u0103: la 22 de ani intr\u0103 cu \u00eencredere in biroul lui Frank Crowninshield ( director pe atunci al revistei Vanity Fair ) \u0219i ii cere s\u0103 o angajeze. Acesta reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 prompt dar, ca un test, ii cere sa \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 propriul epitaf.
\n– Scuza\u021bi-m\u0103 pentru praf. <\/b><\/p>\n

Ob\u021bine postul \u0219i de aici totul devine istorie. La fel ca si foarte multe din remarcile ei. Din care ne-am aminti ( unele le-ati auzit deja sau citit pe Internet f\u0103r\u0103 a \u0219tii cine le-a scris) :<\/p>\n

\u201cBeauty is only skin deep<\/b>, but ugly<\/b> goes clean to the bone.\u201d
\u201cIf you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.\u201d
\u201cThe first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.\u201d
\u201cHeterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.\u201d
\u201cI don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.\u201d
\u201cDon’t look at me in that tone of voice.\u201d
\u201cTell him I was too fucking busy– or vice versa.\u201d
\u201cWhat fresh hell is this?\u201d
\u201cI require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.\u201d
\u201cThat woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.\u201d
\u201cShe was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.\u201d
\u201cTake me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.\u201d
\u201cIf you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.\u201d
\u201cI don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.\u201d
\u201cWomen and elephants never forget.\u201d
\u201cI’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.\u201d
\u201cMoney cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded
wheelchair.\u201d
\u201cLove is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Un destin ciudat a avut Dorothy Parker ( n\u0103scut\u0103 Rotschild ), scriitoare \u0219i poet\u0103, critic de teatru \u0219i nuvelist\u0103. Acid\u0103, sarcastic\u0103 ( \u00eenainte ca sarcasmul s\u0103 fie main-stream) \u0219i mai ales de o sinceritate brutal\u0103. Uitat\u0103, de\u0219i ar fi putut fi cea mai mare scriitoare…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[33,44,45,46,51,64,82],"class_list":["post-1693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-etica","tag-idealism","tag-istorie","tag-iubire","tag-logica","tag-opinii","tag-sarcasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1693"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51849,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions\/51849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}