{"id":1716,"date":"2016-07-13T15:16:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-13T12:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1716"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:39:51","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:39:51","slug":"uneori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2016\/07\/uneori.html","title":{"rendered":"Uneori&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n ajunge la medicul s\u0103u curant, chemat de urgent\u0103 de acesta. <br \/>\nDoctorul: <i>S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 au venit rezultatele analizelor. Am dou\u0103 vesti: una proast\u0103 \u0219i una mai bun\u0103. Cu care \u00eencepem? <\/i><br \/>\nB\u0103tr\u00e2nul:<i> Hai s\u0103 mai avem \u0219i vesti bune&#8230;.<\/i><br \/>\nDoctorul: <i>Analizele arat\u0103 c\u0103 , \u0219i m-am consultat ast\u0103zi cu mai multi colegi ai mei, mai ave\u021bi de tr\u0103it doar 24 de ore.<\/i><br \/>\nB\u0103tr\u00e2nul : <i>Dac\u0103 asta e vestea bun\u0103, vreau s\u0103 o aud pe cea proast\u0103 !<\/i><br \/>\nDoctorul : <i>Am uitat s\u0103 v\u0103 sun ieri diminea\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd am aflat.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/doctor-bad-news-clprt1.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"202\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/doctor-bad-news-clprt1.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n ajunge la medicul s\u0103u curant, chemat de urgent\u0103 de acesta. Doctorul: S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 au venit rezultatele analizelor. Am dou\u0103 vesti: una proast\u0103 \u0219i una mai bun\u0103. Cu care \u00eencepem? B\u0103tr\u00e2nul: Hai s\u0103 mai avem \u0219i vesti bune&#8230;. Doctorul: Analizele arat\u0103 c\u0103 ,&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,60,64,65,76],"class_list":["post-1716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-morala","tag-opinii","tag-pace","tag-razboi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1716"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51829,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716\/revisions\/51829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}