{"id":1725,"date":"2016-07-25T10:54:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-25T07:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:39:48","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:39:48","slug":"ecuatii-de-viata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2016\/07\/ecuatii-de-viata.html","title":{"rendered":"Ecua\u021bii de viata"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Ecua\u021bia 1<\/b><br \/>Omul = m\u00e2ncat + dormit + munc\u0103 + distrac\u021bie<br \/>M\u0103gar = m\u00e2ncat + dormit<br \/>Atunci:<br \/>Omul = m\u0103gar + munc\u0103 + distrac\u021bie<br \/>Deci:<br \/>Omul \u2013 distrac\u021bie = m\u0103gar + munc\u0103<br \/>Cu alte cuvinte:<br \/>Omul care nu \u0219tie s\u0103 se distreze = M\u0103gar la munc\u0103<\/p>\n<p><b>Ecua\u021bia 2<\/b><br \/>B\u0103rbat = m\u00e2ncat + dormit + c\u00e2\u0219tig bani<br \/>M\u0103gar = m\u00e2ncat + dormit<br \/>Atunci:<br \/>B\u0103rbat = M\u0103gar + c\u00e2\u0219tig bani<br \/>Deci:<br \/>B\u0103rbat \u2013 c\u00e2\u0219tig bani = M\u0103gar<br \/>Cu alte cuvinte:<br \/>B\u0103rbatul care nu c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 bani = M\u0103gar<\/p>\n<p><b>Ecua\u021bia 3<\/b><br \/>Femeia = m\u00e2ncat + dormit + cheltuial\u0103<br \/>M\u0103garul = m\u00e2ncat + dormit<br \/>Atunci:<br \/>Femeia = M\u0103gar + cheltuial\u0103<br \/>Deci: Femeia \u2013 cheltuial\u0103 = M\u0103g\u0103ri\u021b\u0103 <br \/>Cu alte cuvinte:<br \/>Femeia care nu cheltuie = M\u0103g\u0103ri\u021b\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 includem ecua\u021bia 2 \u00een ecua\u021bia 3<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br \/>B\u0103rbatul care nu c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 bani = Femeia care nu cheltuie<br \/>Deci:<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103rbatul c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 pentru a nu l\u0103sa Femeia s\u0103 devin\u0103 M\u0103g\u0103ri\u021b\u0103<br \/><b>(Postulatul1)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Si:<br \/>Femeia cheltuie pentru a nu l\u0103sa B\u0103rbatul s\u0103 devin\u0103 M\u0103gar<\/p>\n<p><b>(Postulatul 2)<\/b><br \/>Deci avem:<br \/>B\u0103rbat + Femeie = M\u0103gar + c\u00e2\u0219tig bani + M\u0103g\u0103ri\u021b\u0103+ cheltuial\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Atunci, din postulatele 1 \u0219i 2 putem trage concluzia :<br \/>B\u0103rbatul + Femeia = 2 M\u0103gari care tr\u0103iesc ferici\u021bi \u00eempreun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Merci Dan pentru glum\u0103 !<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/when-shall-we-three-meet-again-postcard-01.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"205\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/when-shall-we-three-meet-again-postcard-01.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ecua\u021bia 1Omul = m\u00e2ncat + dormit + munc\u0103 + distrac\u021bieM\u0103gar = m\u00e2ncat + dormitAtunci:Omul = m\u0103gar + munc\u0103 + distrac\u021bieDeci:Omul \u2013 distrac\u021bie = m\u0103gar + munc\u0103Cu alte cuvinte:Omul care nu \u0219tie s\u0103 se distreze = M\u0103gar la munc\u0103 Ecua\u021bia 2B\u0103rbat = m\u00e2ncat + dormit +&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,51,64,75],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-logica","tag-opinii","tag-proverbe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1725"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51818,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions\/51818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}