{"id":1727,"date":"2016-07-26T15:51:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-26T12:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1727"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:39:49","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:39:49","slug":"zi-norocoasa-secol-norocos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2016\/07\/zi-norocoasa-secol-norocos.html","title":{"rendered":"Zi norocoas\u0103. Secol norocos…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Heidegger \u0219i un hipopotam se apropie de Por\u021bile Raiului. Acolo \u00eens\u0103 ii a\u0219teapt\u0103 Sf\u00e2ntul Petru, p\u0103zitorul por\u021bii.
– Din p\u0103cate pentru voi, ast\u0103zi nu mai este loc dec\u00e2t pentru unul singur. Va trebui s\u0103 aleg doar unul dintre voi doi. Pentru a fi \u00eens\u0103 cinstit,am\u00e2ndoi av\u00e2nd la fel de multe fapte bune f\u0103cute \u00een viat\u0103, \u00eel voi alege pe cel care d\u0103 cel mai bun r\u0103spuns marii \u00eentreb\u0103ri: Care a fost sensul vie\u021bii voastre pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt.
Gr\u0103bindu-se, filosoful \u00eencepe a spune :
– A ne g\u00e2ndi la Fiin\u021b\u0103 \u00een sine ne impune s\u0103 ignor\u0103m Fiin\u021ba \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care este fundamentat\u0103 \u0219i interpretat\u0103 exclusiv \u00een termeni de fiin\u021be \u0219i pentru fiin\u021be ca fundament al acestora, ca \u00een \u00eentreaga metafizic\u0103.
Hipopotamul pare perplex. \u00ce\u0219i scutur\u0103 capul \u0219i d\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103. Atunci intervine \u0219i Sf\u00e2ntul Petru :
– E ziua ta norocoas\u0103 Hipo ! Bine ai venit \u00een Rai !<\/p>\n

Probabil povestea umplerii Raiului ( de pe acest P\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i din cel promis) de dobitoace. Trist\u0103 glum\u0103 a \u00eendobitocirii.<\/p>\n

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Heidegger \u0219i un hipopotam se apropie de Por\u021bile Raiului. Acolo \u00eens\u0103 ii a\u0219teapt\u0103 Sf\u00e2ntul Petru, p\u0103zitorul por\u021bii. – Din p\u0103cate pentru voi, ast\u0103zi nu mai este loc dec\u00e2t pentru unul singur. Va trebui s\u0103 aleg doar unul dintre voi doi. Pentru a fi \u00eens\u0103 cinstit,am\u00e2ndoi…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[34,44,57,75,82],"class_list":["post-1727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-filosofie","tag-idealism","tag-moarte","tag-proverbe","tag-sarcasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51819,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions\/51819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}