{"id":1749,"date":"2016-08-18T15:04:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-18T12:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1749"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:39:44","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:39:44","slug":"dorinte-explicate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2016\/08\/dorinte-explicate.html","title":{"rendered":"Dorinte explicate."},"content":{"rendered":"

Uneori este bine s\u0103 ascul\u021bi cu aten\u021bie ce spun, cer, cei din jurul t\u0103u. Exist\u0103 mereu altceva de aflat \u0219i de \u00een\u021beles.<\/p>\n

La moschee, \u00een timpul rug\u0103ciunii de vineri, un imam, cuprins de un acces de elocin\u021b\u0103 sacr\u0103, a exclamat:
– O, Allah, st\u0103p\u00e2n al lumii ! D\u0103-mi credin\u021b\u0103 ! D\u0103-mi putere, mil\u0103 pentru semenii mei \u0219i smerenie ! D\u0103-mi pace sufleteasc\u0103! F\u0103-m\u0103 iubitor de dreptate ! F\u0103-m\u0103 iert\u0103tor \u0219i darnic cu cei s\u0103rmani !<\/p>\n

Nastratin, care era de fat\u0103, s-a ridicat brusc \u0219i a \u00eenceput sa urle:<\/p>\n

– O, Allah, st\u0103p\u00e2n al lumii ! D\u0103-mi 12 ulcioare pline cu aur ! D\u0103-mi o cas\u0103 mare, r\u0103coroas\u0103, cu gr\u0103din\u0103 \u0219i havuz ! D\u0103-mi patru femei tinere \u0219i frumoase care s\u0103-mi d\u0103ruiasc\u0103 fericire !<\/p>\n

Imamul a \u00eencercat s\u0103 \u00eel fac\u0103 s\u0103 tac\u0103, l-a taxat drept necredincios \u0219i hulitor, a cerut sa fie scos afar\u0103 din moschee.<\/p>\n

– Dar pentru ce ? a \u00eentrebat Nastratin. Fac exact acela\u0219i lucru ca \u0219i imamul!
– Ce vrei sa spui ?
– Ei bine, fiecare cere ceea ce nu are !<\/b><\/p>\n

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Uneori este bine s\u0103 ascul\u021bi cu aten\u021bie ce spun, cer, cei din jurul t\u0103u. Exist\u0103 mereu altceva de aflat \u0219i de \u00een\u021beles. La moschee, \u00een timpul rug\u0103ciunii de vineri, un imam, cuprins de un acces de elocin\u021b\u0103 sacr\u0103, a exclamat:– O, Allah, st\u0103p\u00e2n al lumii…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[34,38,64,76,77],"class_list":["post-1749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-filosofie","tag-glume","tag-opinii","tag-razboi","tag-religie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1749"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51795,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749\/revisions\/51795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}