{"id":1768,"date":"2016-09-02T17:29:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-02T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1768"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:38:18","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:38:18","slug":"cel-ce-imparte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2016\/09\/cel-ce-imparte.html","title":{"rendered":"Cel ce \u00eemparte…"},"content":{"rendered":"

De multe ori am g\u0103sit ( mai ales \u00een acte oficiale, achizi\u021bii publice, licita\u021bii etc) termene, condi\u021bii sau cerin\u021be total aberante de\u0219i ascunse sub o explica\u021bie aproape logic\u0103. Ceea ce m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la acest banc ( desigur ca lec\u021bie de viat\u0103):<\/p>\n

Un preot \u0219i un rabin discut\u0103. Vorbesc despre partea pe care \u0219i-o opresc pentru ei din banii aduna\u021bi la chetele din timpul slujbelor.
– La mine e simplu, spune preotul. Trag o linie dreapta pe jos, \u00een biseric\u0103 , \u0219i, dup\u0103 slujb\u0103, c\u00e2nd r\u0103m\u00e2n singur, arunc to\u021bi banii \u00een aer. Ce cade \u00een dreapta liniei p\u0103strez pentru mine \u0219i ce cade \u00een st\u00e2nga e pentru Dumnezeu.
– Eu procedez aproape la fel, spune rabinul, dar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 trag o linie pe jos. Arunc \u0219i eu banii \u00een aer. Ce r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een aer e pentru Dumnezeu. Ce cade pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt e pentru mine. <\/p>\n

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De multe ori am g\u0103sit ( mai ales \u00een acte oficiale, achizi\u021bii publice, licita\u021bii etc) termene, condi\u021bii sau cerin\u021be total aberante de\u0219i ascunse sub o explica\u021bie aproape logic\u0103. Ceea ce m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la acest banc ( desigur ca lec\u021bie de viat\u0103): Un…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,77],"class_list":["post-1768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-religie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1768"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51780,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions\/51780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}