{"id":1773,"date":"2016-09-28T14:07:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-28T11:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1773"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:38:16","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:38:16","slug":"tocmai-pe-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2016\/09\/tocmai-pe-mine.html","title":{"rendered":"Tocmai pe mine&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un evreu se duce la rabin, \u0219i \u00eei spune:<br \/>\n-Rabi, nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 m\u0103 fac<br \/>\n cu fiul meu, pentru c\u0103, de\u0219i l-am crescut \u00een spiritul religiei mozaice \u0219i am avut grij\u0103 ca el s\u0103 respecte mereu c\u0103ile \u0219i legile iudaice, mi-a<br \/>\nspus c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 devin\u0103 cre\u0219tin. Cu ce am gre\u0219it?<br \/>\nLa care rabinul r\u0103spunde:<br \/>\n-E interesant c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebi tocmai pe mine, pentru c\u0103 \u0219i eu l-am<br \/>\ncrescut pe fiul meu c\u00e2t am putut de bine, \u0219i l-am \u00eengrijit, \u0219i am avut<br \/>\ngrij\u0103 sa respecte Calea, dar \u0219i el mi-a spus c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 dev<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">in<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">\u0103 cre\u0219tin.<br \/> -Bine, \u0219i ce ai f\u0103cut?<br \/> -Am c<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">\u0103utat r\u0103spunsul la Dumnezeu.<br \/> -Si?<br \/> -Si El mi-a r\u0103spuns: \u201cE interesant c<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">\u0103 m<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">\u0103 \u00eentrebi tocmai pe mine, pentru c<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">\u0103 \u0219i eu\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/jesus-memes-autumnbench-com-13.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/jesus-memes-autumnbench-com-13.jpg\" width=\"306\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un evreu se duce la rabin, \u0219i \u00eei spune: -Rabi, nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 m\u0103 fac cu fiul meu, pentru c\u0103, de\u0219i l-am crescut \u00een spiritul religiei mozaice \u0219i am avut grij\u0103 ca el s\u0103 respecte mereu c\u0103ile \u0219i legile iudaice, mi-a spus c\u0103 vrea&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,77],"class_list":["post-1773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-religie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1773"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51769,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773\/revisions\/51769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}