{"id":1774,"date":"2016-10-21T13:22:00","date_gmt":"2016-10-21T10:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1774"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:38:16","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:38:16","slug":"facand-o-pe-desteptul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2016\/10\/facand-o-pe-desteptul.html","title":{"rendered":"Facand-o pe desteptul&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asigur\u0103ri. Un tip care se da de\u0219tept nevoie-mare ia \u00een b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie un agent de asigurare:<br \/>\n<b>\u201dAsigur\u0103ri de penis face\u021bi ?\u201d<\/b><br \/>\nAgentul: \u201dDa, domnule, facem \u0219i asigur\u0103ri de penis\u201d!<br \/>\nDe\u0219teptul: \u201d<b>\u0218i \u00eel \u00eenlocui\u021bi cu unul nou ?\u201d<\/b><br \/>\nAgentul: &#8222;Nu, domnule. \u00cendat\u0103 ce \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 mai func\u021bioneze, asigur\u0103m<br \/>\n mentenan\u021b\u0103 nevestei dvs. pe parcursul \u00eentregii Dvs\u2026 vie\u021bi !\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/smartass.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/smartass.jpg\" width=\"206\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asigur\u0103ri. Un tip care se da de\u0219tept nevoie-mare ia \u00een b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie un agent de asigurare: \u201dAsigur\u0103ri de penis face\u021bi ?\u201d Agentul: \u201dDa, domnule, facem \u0219i asigur\u0103ri de penis\u201d! De\u0219teptul: \u201d\u0218i \u00eel \u00eenlocui\u021bi cu unul nou ?\u201d Agentul: &#8222;Nu, domnule. \u00cendat\u0103 ce \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 mai func\u021bioneze,&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1774"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51772,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774\/revisions\/51772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}