{"id":1785,"date":"2016-12-29T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2016-12-29T10:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1785"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:38:13","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:38:13","slug":"sufletul-politicianului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2016\/12\/sufletul-politicianului.html","title":{"rendered":"Sufletul politicianului"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un politician se treze\u0219te \u00eentr-o noapte, \u00een dormitorul s\u0103u care arat\u0103 groaznic. Totul era acoperit de o lumin\u0103 s\u00e2ngerie, miroase a pucioas\u0103 \u0219i a sulf. La cap\u0103tul patului st\u0103tea \u00eensu\u0219i Satan z\u00e2mbind. Bulversat, politicianul \u00eentreab\u0103 :
\n– Chiar tu e\u0219ti… Satana ?
\n– Da, eu sunt \u0219i am venit s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi propun un t\u00e2rg..
\n– Ce fel de t\u00e2rg ?
\n– \u00ce\u021bi pot aduce faim\u0103, bog\u0103\u021bie, femei frumoase, ascensiune \u00een Parlament, contracte de lucr\u0103ri publice \u0219i protec\u021bie \u00eempotriva anchetelor…
\nPoliticianului ii sclipeau deja ochii. Rapid \u00eens\u0103 se \u00eencrunt\u0103 :
\n– Si eu ce trebuie s\u0103 fac \u00een schimb ? Care este t\u00e2rgul ?
\n– Pentru toate cele date \u00ee\u021bi voi lua, dup\u0103 moartea ta, sufletul nemuritor.
\nPoliticianul izbucne\u0219te \u00een ras \u0219i, c\u00e2nd se lini\u0219te\u0219te, se uit\u0103 \u00eencruntat la Satan :
\n– Hai s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m prostiile … care este t\u00e2rgul ? Care e capcana din propunerea ta…<\/p>\n

Povestea se \u00eencheie cu fata siderat\u0103 a lui Satana….<\/p>\n

\n<\/a><\/div>\n

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Un politician se treze\u0219te \u00eentr-o noapte, \u00een dormitorul s\u0103u care arat\u0103 groaznic. Totul era acoperit de o lumin\u0103 s\u00e2ngerie, miroase a pucioas\u0103 \u0219i a sulf. La cap\u0103tul patului st\u0103tea \u00eensu\u0219i Satan z\u00e2mbind. Bulversat, politicianul \u00eentreab\u0103 : – Chiar tu e\u0219ti… Satana ? – Da, eu…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[33,38,60,72,77],"class_list":["post-1785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-etica","tag-glume","tag-morala","tag-politica","tag-religie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1785"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51759,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1785\/revisions\/51759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}