{"id":1822,"date":"2017-08-31T12:42:00","date_gmt":"2017-08-31T09:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1822"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:38:08","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:38:08","slug":"doua-capre-si-asistenta-sociala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2017\/08\/doua-capre-si-asistenta-sociala.html","title":{"rendered":"Two goats and social assistance"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\n Un t\u00e2n\u0103r intelectual boem se plimba printr-un sat s\u0103r\u0103cios, \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit, specific rom\u00e2nesc. Regiunea nu conteaz\u0103. La un moment dat, sprijinit\u0103 de un gard ce sta s\u0103 cad\u0103, o b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 pl\u00e2ngea de mama focului. T\u00e2n\u0103rul, revenit din reverie, se apropie \u0219i o \u00eentreb\u0103:<\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n
\n– De ce pl\u00e2ngi?<\/i><\/div>\n
\n– Mi-a murit capra. Ea era singura mea surs\u0103 de hran\u0103.<\/i><\/div>\n
\nT\u00e2n\u0103rul, cuprins de frumse\u021bea zonei rurale, sim\u021bind nevoia apropierii de glie, devine generos. <\/div>\n
\n– C\u00e2t mai cost\u0103 o capr\u0103 \u00een t\u00e2rg, maic\u0103 ?<\/div>\n
\n– Una bun\u0103, cam 300 de lei<\/div>\n
\n– Las\u0103, uite ni\u0219te bani, ia-\u021bi alta.<\/div>\n
\nB\u0103tr\u00e2na prime\u0219te banii, mul\u021bume\u0219te \u0219i t\u00e2n\u0103rul d\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i continue drumul. Deodat\u0103 o aude pe b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd mai tare, mai cu foc.  <\/div>\n
\n– Acum de ce mai pl\u00e2ngi?<\/div>\n
\n– P\u0103i dac\u0103 nu-mi murea, acum aveam dou\u0103.<\/div>\n
\n <\/div>\n
\n <\/p>\n
\n<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

 A young bohemian intellectual was walking through a poor, aging, Romanian village. The region doesn't matter. At one point, leaning against a fence that was about to fall, an old woman was crying for the mother of fire. The young man, coming back from his reverie, approached her and asked: \u2013 Why\u2026<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[34,38,46,54,89],"class_list":["post-1822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-filosofie","tag-glume","tag-iubire","tag-masonerie","tag-sofism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1822"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51734,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822\/revisions\/51734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}