{"id":1860,"date":"2018-03-11T10:34:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-11T08:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1860"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:38:00","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:38:00","slug":"totul-clar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2018\/03\/totul-clar.html","title":{"rendered":"Totul clar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In urma unei investiga\u021bii, procurorii identific\u0103 multe cheltuieli exorbitante ale unui membru al Parlamentului. Dup\u0103 ce documenteaz\u0103 toate aceste cheltuieli enorme, le compar\u0103 cu declara\u021bia s\u0103r\u0103cioas\u0103 de avere \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tigurile lunare, decid s\u0103 \u00eel cheme la un interogatoriu: <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Domnule deputat, de unde lua\u021bi at\u00e2\u021bia bani?<br \/>\n&#8211; Din noptier\u0103 .<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar cine-i pune acolo?<br \/>\n&#8211; So\u021bia .<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar ea de unde-i ia?<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/> &#8211; Ii dau eu.<br \/> &#8211; Dar dumneavoastr\u0103 de unde-i lua\u021bi?<br \/> &#8211; Domnule procuror , v-am spus doar: din noptier\u0103 . M<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">\u0103 simt h<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">\u0103rtuit. Am dat deja toate explica\u021biile. <\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/noptiera.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1063\" data-original-width=\"1600\" height=\"265\" src=\"https:\/\/mazion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog\/noptiera.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In urma unei investiga\u021bii, procurorii identific\u0103 multe cheltuieli exorbitante ale unui membru al Parlamentului. Dup\u0103 ce documenteaz\u0103 toate aceste cheltuieli enorme, le compar\u0103 cu declara\u021bia s\u0103r\u0103cioas\u0103 de avere \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tigurile lunare, decid s\u0103 \u00eel cheme la un interogatoriu: &#8211; Domnule deputat, de unde lua\u021bi at\u00e2\u021bia&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[33,38,78],"class_list":["post-1860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-etica","tag-glume","tag-ridendo-castigat-mores"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1860"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51698,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860\/revisions\/51698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}