{"id":1887,"date":"2018-08-18T16:29:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-18T13:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1887"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:37:54","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:37:54","slug":"mens-sana-in-corpore-sano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2018\/08\/mens-sana-in-corpore-sano.html","title":{"rendered":"Mens sana in corpore sano."},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00centr-o zi, un iepure alerga vesel prin p\u0103dure, c\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, sub un copac, vede un urs care \u00ee\u0219i aprindea  un trabuc.
\nIepurele:
\n– Ce faci? Ai \u00eennebunit?! \u00centr-o zi frumoasa ca asta, \u00een mijlocul naturii, tu te intoxici? Hai cu mine sa alergi, sa-\u021bi oxigenezi pl\u0103m\u00e2nii!<\/i>
\nUrsul:
\n– Ai dreptate! \u0219i \u00eencepe sa alerge cu iepurele.<\/i>
\nIn timp ce alergau, cei doi vad vulpea, care tocmai st\u0103tea cu nasul \u00een cocaina. <\/p>\n

\n– Domni\u0219oar\u0103… aici, \u00een mijlocul naturii, \u021bi-ai g\u0103sit sa iei cocaina? Hai, mai bine, cu noi sa alergi, sa-\u021bi oxigenezi pl\u0103m\u00e2nii!<\/i>
\nVulpea:
\n– Ai dreptate! \u0219i \u00eencepe sa alerge cu iepurele \u0219i ursul.<\/i>
\nPutin mai \u00eencolo, \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe lup, cu seringa \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cu o doza de heroina pura la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n

– Hei! Suntem \u00een mijlocul naturii \u0219i tu te droghezi? Mai bine, vino sa alergi cu noi, sa-\u021bi oxigenezi pl\u0103m\u00e2nii!<\/i>
\nLupul:
\n– Da’ mai duce-\u021bi-va naibii! De fiecare data, c\u00e2nd iepurele ia extasy, noi \u00eencepem sa alergam ca idio\u021bii prin p\u0103dure?!<\/i><\/p>\n

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\u00centr-o zi, un iepure alerga vesel prin p\u0103dure, c\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, sub un copac, vede un urs care \u00ee\u0219i aprindea  un trabuc. Iepurele: – Ce faci? Ai \u00eennebunit?! \u00centr-o zi frumoasa ca asta, \u00een mijlocul naturii, tu te intoxici? Hai cu mine sa alergi, sa-\u021bi oxigenezi…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38,82],"class_list":["post-1887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume","tag-sarcasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1887"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51674,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions\/51674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}