{"id":1888,"date":"2018-08-22T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-22T07:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/?p=1888"},"modified":"2026-09-29T17:37:54","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T14:37:54","slug":"soarta-unui-presedinte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/2018\/08\/soarta-unui-presedinte.html","title":{"rendered":"The fate of a president."},"content":{"rendered":"

Dup\u0103 declara\u021biile de asear\u0103 mi-am amintit un banc ap\u0103rut \u00een perioada comunismului ( da, atunci chiar ap\u0103reau foarte multe bancuri bune). <\/p>\n

Doi pre\u0219edin\u021bi de C.A.P. st\u0103teau pe prispa c\u00e2rciumii satului. Unul cite\u0219te \u0219tirea zilei din ziarul „Sc\u00e2nteia”, rar,cu voce tare, urm\u0103rind cu  degetul fiecare liter\u0103 citit\u0103. Cel\u0103lalt asculta \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat juc\u00e2ndu-se cu un b\u0103t prin praful uli\u021bei. „Sc\u00e2nteia” descrie asasinarea lui J.F. Kennedy , evenimentele din Dallas, triste\u021bea na\u021bional\u0103, sacrificiul f\u0103cut de pre\u0219edinte. Termin\u00e2nd de citit articolul, se las\u0103 o t\u0103cere ad\u00e2nc\u0103.
\nDup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute de t\u0103cere, cel de-al doilea decreteaz\u0103 cu voce grav\u0103:
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\n– Asta e soarta noastr\u0103, a pre\u0219edin\u021bilor…. <\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

Am\u00e2ndoi tac \u0219i cad pe g\u00e2nduri….<\/p>\n

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After last night's statements, I remembered a joke that appeared during communism (yes, there were a lot of good jokes back then). Two CAP presidents were sitting on the porch of the village pub. One was reading the news of the day from the "Sc\u00e2nteia" newspaper, slowly, out loud, tracing each letter with his finger...<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-si-sarcasm","tag-glume"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1888"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51673,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1888\/revisions\/51673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazion.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}